Well I have just written my literary master piece Called "Squeakers" and now for the whole world to read..... This is the story that my girl friend wanted for about a week now, so I took the time and wrote her the best bed time story that I could possible think of...... ENJOY!
Once upon a time in a far far away land lived a ducky named squeakers. Squeakers lived with his 5 brothers and 5 sisters all older than him. Squeakers was not like the rest of his family, he didn't like to go swimming in the pond, he would rather sit on the beach and watch the waves as they come into shore. He didn't like to eat crackers that the humans gave him, he would rather eat cheese that he got from his mouse friends. He really didn't like to fly south for the winter he really really enjoyed the snow and liked making snow ducks.
One day one of his brothers asked him why he like to do all the things he did and squeakers told him that he wanted to be different so that he could stand out from the rest of his brothers and sisters. His brother looked at him with a realization that his little brother wanted to be so much like his other brothers and sisters but it was hard because there were so many of them. So now Squeakers and his older brother started to hang out and do the things squeakers liked to do. They would go out and fly backwards and bark like dogs, just to be different.
He and his brother really loved to hang out and do really weird things together. They were nearly inseparable until it came time for the great migration down south. The brother didn't want to leave Squeakers behind but he was to afraid not to go. Squeakers was OK with it and told his brother he will always love him and he will be right here when he returns home. But the brother decided to stay with him, whats the point in being weird if you cant share the weirdness. It turns out that weirdness brings people together and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Till The Next Time......... BE GOOD AND RESPECT THE YEKNOM!!!
-Brian
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Wow Nothing!
Allrighty then I didn't do a damn thing today and that felt great. Well you must be thinking to yourself how can somebody do absolutely nothing now or days and I say on to you...... its easy. Sometimes you just need to kick back and just relax and just do nothing. I'll be honest I did do a little bit today, I woke up at 1 pm and did laundry, that was the extent of my work for the day. The rest of the day was devoted to playing games and kicking ass and taking names.
My gaming marathon kicked off with GRID, for those who are not familiar with the game I will fill you in on it a little bit............ IT IS FUCKING AMAZING! It is the best racing game that I have picked up in a very long time. Sure it isn't a Grand Turismo it still is one of the most exciting , polished and fast game I have played. I was hell bent on getting some gamer score out of this game if it killed me. There were 1 achievement that was mocking me for the longest time and that was Gentlemen Driver. That required you to not touch another racer for the whole race, and that is no small feat with me..... I like to smash into things muahahahaha. So I finally got that one and then went for 3 more. I unlocked Power Seller ( Sell a car for more than its worth), and 2 that came with the 8-Ball DLC. One was Drift Master ( Obtain 99x Combo in a single drift combo) that one took a little bit of time since getting to x99 was new adventure to me. The farthest I previously got was x75. So that was pretty cool when I Unlocked it, then I went and unlocked Clean Passing ( Start from the back of the pack with an 8-Ball car and make it to the front).
The next game in my marathon was Skate 2, I just wanted to play this game and really didn't have any gamer score to obtain just wanted to have some fun before I went and played with the guys tonight in Call of Duty: World at War.
Great segway into the finale game of the day/night..... Call of Duty: World at War. Tonight was an especially fun night since we got 6 guys with us and we rocked the house and didn't lose a single game.
I am so tired right now and going to wrap this up and say that after watching the Nitro Circus tonight on MTV is that Travis Pastrana is a crazy dude. He nearly killed him self while jumping into the grand canyon.
Till Tomorrow, Stay tight and stay right!
-Brian
My gaming marathon kicked off with GRID, for those who are not familiar with the game I will fill you in on it a little bit............ IT IS FUCKING AMAZING! It is the best racing game that I have picked up in a very long time. Sure it isn't a Grand Turismo it still is one of the most exciting , polished and fast game I have played. I was hell bent on getting some gamer score out of this game if it killed me. There were 1 achievement that was mocking me for the longest time and that was Gentlemen Driver. That required you to not touch another racer for the whole race, and that is no small feat with me..... I like to smash into things muahahahaha. So I finally got that one and then went for 3 more. I unlocked Power Seller ( Sell a car for more than its worth), and 2 that came with the 8-Ball DLC. One was Drift Master ( Obtain 99x Combo in a single drift combo) that one took a little bit of time since getting to x99 was new adventure to me. The farthest I previously got was x75. So that was pretty cool when I Unlocked it, then I went and unlocked Clean Passing ( Start from the back of the pack with an 8-Ball car and make it to the front).
The next game in my marathon was Skate 2, I just wanted to play this game and really didn't have any gamer score to obtain just wanted to have some fun before I went and played with the guys tonight in Call of Duty: World at War.
Great segway into the finale game of the day/night..... Call of Duty: World at War. Tonight was an especially fun night since we got 6 guys with us and we rocked the house and didn't lose a single game.
I am so tired right now and going to wrap this up and say that after watching the Nitro Circus tonight on MTV is that Travis Pastrana is a crazy dude. He nearly killed him self while jumping into the grand canyon.
Till Tomorrow, Stay tight and stay right!
-Brian
Friday, February 20, 2009
Just One of Those Days....
Well where to start with today, where to start. At work today it was the start of everyone having to work all day. All I have to say is that we all got a little delirious and had a little too much fun at work today lol. I can go into detail but damn I was laughing so hard I can barely remember what was being said. So other than that work was fun and no hold ups that's always a plus.
My night tonight consists of me and my 360, and what a combo that makes lol. So I started out the night with a little Lost and The Damned. That was fun until I got stuck on a stupid mission where you have to kill a bunch of Angles of Death with pipe bombs and that frustrated the fuck out of me. I then proceeded to switch over to Call of Duty: World at War and played with my cousin and his friends and that I played from 8pm till about now which is about midnight...... and it was great. The best moment of the night happened when B Bomb was one kill away from getting dogs and is down but not out and is calling for some one to revive him and one of our new friends Jak hammerd goes right over to him...... looks at him and then......... shoots him in the head! He pressed the wrong button and all of us started to bust out laughing and I think I nearly pissed my self. It was that great!
While I was playing I got a text from my girlfriends sisters husband asking me to bring down my twister bed playing sheet. I think to myself, self how does he know that? and then it hits me that Cyndi told them lol. So now the cat is out of the bag and they all know that I have a twister sex mat lol. Now I have the husband texting me and Cyn texting me and all at the same time so I respond to the husband and then to cyn. So now I am texting the both of them and Cyn is getting upset because I am texting the husband first and mind you I have a new phone that is not a text friendly phone so it is hard as balls to text people. So one thing leads to another and she calls me a doche bag lol hahaha. So the husband tells me that they are all sitting around the dinner table and don't want to get up and they all don't want to talk to each other so everyone decides to text random people and that is how it came to be that I get called a doche bag lol.
So other than that my night has been uneventful and otherwise non-entertaining.
Till Tomorrow,
-Brian
My night tonight consists of me and my 360, and what a combo that makes lol. So I started out the night with a little Lost and The Damned. That was fun until I got stuck on a stupid mission where you have to kill a bunch of Angles of Death with pipe bombs and that frustrated the fuck out of me. I then proceeded to switch over to Call of Duty: World at War and played with my cousin and his friends and that I played from 8pm till about now which is about midnight...... and it was great. The best moment of the night happened when B Bomb was one kill away from getting dogs and is down but not out and is calling for some one to revive him and one of our new friends Jak hammerd goes right over to him...... looks at him and then......... shoots him in the head! He pressed the wrong button and all of us started to bust out laughing and I think I nearly pissed my self. It was that great!
While I was playing I got a text from my girlfriends sisters husband asking me to bring down my twister bed playing sheet. I think to myself, self how does he know that? and then it hits me that Cyndi told them lol. So now the cat is out of the bag and they all know that I have a twister sex mat lol. Now I have the husband texting me and Cyn texting me and all at the same time so I respond to the husband and then to cyn. So now I am texting the both of them and Cyn is getting upset because I am texting the husband first and mind you I have a new phone that is not a text friendly phone so it is hard as balls to text people. So one thing leads to another and she calls me a doche bag lol hahaha. So the husband tells me that they are all sitting around the dinner table and don't want to get up and they all don't want to talk to each other so everyone decides to text random people and that is how it came to be that I get called a doche bag lol.
So other than that my night has been uneventful and otherwise non-entertaining.
Till Tomorrow,
-Brian
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Hey!?
All right time for another installment of what I call my life.
As it turns out the fall out from the new hours at my bank might just be beneficial for me, although it couldn't come at a worse time per-say. As I sit at my station I over hear one of my co-workers tell her husband on the phone that she is going to quit and look for another job, well shes going to quit when she gets the job she isn't that dumb lol. So a person in my shoes (part time teller with no benefits to speak of) would be jumping for joy at the prospect of moving up the ladder and getting paid more and getting benefits. Right well, I am caught in a conundrum in that I am currently looking for full time work down in North Carolina so I can be with my girlfriend. Yes, you might say that is dumb to move to be next to your girlfriend but, she is the one for me and will be my wife and I want to be as close to her as possible and being in New York is killing me. Also my house is falling apart at the seams (family not structurally) so that is another reason I want to get the hell out of here. If I get the move up to a full time teller that will delay me leaving this house and prevent me from being next to my one and only. That's where I am in this mixed up world of adult hood. Now on to the less depressing stuff OK...... OK!
After work I come home all geared up to play some Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and The Damned expansion. That was until I get an interesting Tweet from EA..... there is new DLC for Skate 2!!!! and guess what it is................................ Rob's Fantasy Factory! Holy crap is this not the most amazingly detailed skate plaza I have seen in a video game. The only thing I wish that they had was the foam pit...... I know what your thinking and that would be a nightmare to have to render all of those foam cubes or that just wouldn't fit into the dynamics of the game, but come on how cool would that have been to come flying down the factory into a giant foam pit. OK moving on, I down load the DLC and get to playing and all of a sudden I get a message saving that I just got some gamer score and look to see and boom this expansion comes with gamer score. I thought it was just going to have a new park to skate and that was it but what a surprise to find gamer score to go along with it. That just makes me happy that you get something back when you shell out $5 in DLC and get something back more than you expect.
Now I sit here in my broken Papasan chair and I am watching the Office and really want to go play some Lost and The Damned now.......... So I am..... LOL
Till next time, this is your everyday gamer saying good night and respect the yeknom!
-Brian
As it turns out the fall out from the new hours at my bank might just be beneficial for me, although it couldn't come at a worse time per-say. As I sit at my station I over hear one of my co-workers tell her husband on the phone that she is going to quit and look for another job, well shes going to quit when she gets the job she isn't that dumb lol. So a person in my shoes (part time teller with no benefits to speak of) would be jumping for joy at the prospect of moving up the ladder and getting paid more and getting benefits. Right well, I am caught in a conundrum in that I am currently looking for full time work down in North Carolina so I can be with my girlfriend. Yes, you might say that is dumb to move to be next to your girlfriend but, she is the one for me and will be my wife and I want to be as close to her as possible and being in New York is killing me. Also my house is falling apart at the seams (family not structurally) so that is another reason I want to get the hell out of here. If I get the move up to a full time teller that will delay me leaving this house and prevent me from being next to my one and only. That's where I am in this mixed up world of adult hood. Now on to the less depressing stuff OK...... OK!
After work I come home all geared up to play some Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and The Damned expansion. That was until I get an interesting Tweet from EA..... there is new DLC for Skate 2!!!! and guess what it is................................ Rob's Fantasy Factory! Holy crap is this not the most amazingly detailed skate plaza I have seen in a video game. The only thing I wish that they had was the foam pit...... I know what your thinking and that would be a nightmare to have to render all of those foam cubes or that just wouldn't fit into the dynamics of the game, but come on how cool would that have been to come flying down the factory into a giant foam pit. OK moving on, I down load the DLC and get to playing and all of a sudden I get a message saving that I just got some gamer score and look to see and boom this expansion comes with gamer score. I thought it was just going to have a new park to skate and that was it but what a surprise to find gamer score to go along with it. That just makes me happy that you get something back when you shell out $5 in DLC and get something back more than you expect.
Now I sit here in my broken Papasan chair and I am watching the Office and really want to go play some Lost and The Damned now.......... So I am..... LOL
Till next time, this is your everyday gamer saying good night and respect the yeknom!
-Brian
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Back To Work
What a day this has been today.... well not really but I'm going to make it as exciting as possible lol. So today was my first day back to work and it went swimmingly because I had a tummy ache this morning and for all of those who know me, that is definitely not a good thing to start the day with.
As I am getting ready to walk to my car to go to work I checked my email and discovered that my preorder of the new Street Fighter IV game was not purchased, and that really got me upset because it was the special edition and now I look on Amazon and its $104 NEW!!!!! So I was a little upset but no big deal.
I finally make it to work from my grueling commute (5 mins if there is traffic) and I get in and the ladies are not in the best of moods. It turns out that the bank is now looking and is going to be open an hour later now. That might not seem like much but hell these ladies were ready to bite heads off, they are very very set in there ways and this might just send some of them over the edge to retirement. That would be great news for me in that I would now have a full time job but I am looking to move to North Carolina and that would delay my move which would really really suck. Now the ladies are upset and they want to know how my trip was and if I found a job down there. I told them no but I am looking and they immediately said "Fuck that your ass is staying here until this time shit blows over!" Once again this is a direct quote from one of the ladies there and is in no way changed or re-worded. Other than that exciting tidbit of information work went pretty good, no one tried to hold us up and all the crazy insane customers stayed at home.
Now as I go to relax and get comfy I get an email from Amazon telling me that they were unable to process my debit card and I needed to re input my card again. Being a little suspicious of that email I decided to have them call me. They have this neat little feature that has them call you when you want to talk to a representative. A little screen pops up and says "Call Me" then it I press it and it says "Calling" then "Ringing" and holy shit the phone is ringing and its them. The little things like that blow my mind sometimes. So now that is all taken care of and ready to ship on Monday, I am a happy camper now.
To hold me over at least will be the new DLC for GTA IV as in The Lost and The Damned. So far my first impressions is that this is no just a mere add on but a whole new game with a new way of using the world around you in a different light. I have only played maybe an hour of it so far but I am loving it. Another game that will make up for most of my gaming is Call of Duty: World At War, which I usually only play with my cousin B Bomb and his friends FoxRiders88 , Tiny Blue Pony and Zak Bauer 24 . Oh yeah my name on Xbox Live is BigB1347 , the creation of my name is from my nick name which is B and I am also a pretty big guy so that's were Big comes from and the 1347 at the end is a combination of my girlfriends lucky number "13" and my lacrosse number "47", there you go that's where my name comes from.
Now that I have given you insight into my day and my mind I leave you off with this.... RESPECT THE YEKNOM!
Till tomorrow when the light breaks and the world awakes,
Brian
As I am getting ready to walk to my car to go to work I checked my email and discovered that my preorder of the new Street Fighter IV game was not purchased, and that really got me upset because it was the special edition and now I look on Amazon and its $104 NEW!!!!! So I was a little upset but no big deal.
I finally make it to work from my grueling commute (5 mins if there is traffic) and I get in and the ladies are not in the best of moods. It turns out that the bank is now looking and is going to be open an hour later now. That might not seem like much but hell these ladies were ready to bite heads off, they are very very set in there ways and this might just send some of them over the edge to retirement. That would be great news for me in that I would now have a full time job but I am looking to move to North Carolina and that would delay my move which would really really suck. Now the ladies are upset and they want to know how my trip was and if I found a job down there. I told them no but I am looking and they immediately said "Fuck that your ass is staying here until this time shit blows over!" Once again this is a direct quote from one of the ladies there and is in no way changed or re-worded. Other than that exciting tidbit of information work went pretty good, no one tried to hold us up and all the crazy insane customers stayed at home.
Now as I go to relax and get comfy I get an email from Amazon telling me that they were unable to process my debit card and I needed to re input my card again. Being a little suspicious of that email I decided to have them call me. They have this neat little feature that has them call you when you want to talk to a representative. A little screen pops up and says "Call Me" then it I press it and it says "Calling" then "Ringing" and holy shit the phone is ringing and its them. The little things like that blow my mind sometimes. So now that is all taken care of and ready to ship on Monday, I am a happy camper now.
To hold me over at least will be the new DLC for GTA IV as in The Lost and The Damned. So far my first impressions is that this is no just a mere add on but a whole new game with a new way of using the world around you in a different light. I have only played maybe an hour of it so far but I am loving it. Another game that will make up for most of my gaming is Call of Duty: World At War, which I usually only play with my cousin B Bomb and his friends FoxRiders88 , Tiny Blue Pony and Zak Bauer 24 . Oh yeah my name on Xbox Live is BigB1347 , the creation of my name is from my nick name which is B and I am also a pretty big guy so that's were Big comes from and the 1347 at the end is a combination of my girlfriends lucky number "13" and my lacrosse number "47", there you go that's where my name comes from.
Now that I have given you insight into my day and my mind I leave you off with this.... RESPECT THE YEKNOM!
Till tomorrow when the light breaks and the world awakes,
Brian
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
First Of Many
Well were to start... I am getting into the whole blogging world because of my lovely girlfriends blog. I want to bring to this blog a sense of my every day life and mindset that goes with it, your going to find what has happened in my day, the games I play and what I think about them and your also going to find what I feel is going to be the most entertaining blog out there (I have big aspirations)
So lets see here, I am 23 years old currently living in the state of New York in a small (really really small) town called Crompond. Go ahead I will wait for you to go and google it..................................................... back OK as you can see my town is UBER tiny. There is not much to do around here other than go out with friends and play games. Well that's at least what I do personally. Currently I work at a even smaller savings bank called Emigrant Saving Bank of New York. Don't let the name fool you this bank does not service the state of New York, mostly the city and when I say the city I mean maybe 10 banks in the WHOLE city. I like what I do and love the people I work with, they are as they put it; "A bunch of post menopausal crazy women." That's there own words.
Let start this blog of right with what my day consisted of.... and we are off!
Today I left my girlfriend's apartment in North Carolina after spending the best 5 days there. I flew down there for Valentines day and the weekend it self. I had so much fun and ate really well ( you will learn that I LOVE FOOD!). Cyn' who is my lovely girlfriend had a surprise waiting for me when we got back to her place. She made me a rice krispieheart with marshmallows that were in the shape of a "B". That was just the start of the great weekend I had there.
So I can go more into that or you can just check out Cyn's Blog that will give you more detail on what we did that weekend at You Call This Work...
So back to my busy day of traveling, it all started when I got up at 5 am to make it to the airport by 6:55 am flight. So that wasn't toooo bad I got to the airport in plenty of time. The only thing that sucked was that I was seated next to a big guy and that should never happen, to big guys next to each other on a plane is a bad thing, well at least uncomfortable.
Got back to NY without a hitch paid for the long term parking and got home and went to sleep..... which I need to do again.
Till Next Time,
Brian
So lets see here, I am 23 years old currently living in the state of New York in a small (really really small) town called Crompond. Go ahead I will wait for you to go and google it..................................................... back OK as you can see my town is UBER tiny. There is not much to do around here other than go out with friends and play games. Well that's at least what I do personally. Currently I work at a even smaller savings bank called Emigrant Saving Bank of New York. Don't let the name fool you this bank does not service the state of New York, mostly the city and when I say the city I mean maybe 10 banks in the WHOLE city. I like what I do and love the people I work with, they are as they put it; "A bunch of post menopausal crazy women." That's there own words.
Let start this blog of right with what my day consisted of.... and we are off!
Today I left my girlfriend's apartment in North Carolina after spending the best 5 days there. I flew down there for Valentines day and the weekend it self. I had so much fun and ate really well ( you will learn that I LOVE FOOD!). Cyn' who is my lovely girlfriend had a surprise waiting for me when we got back to her place. She made me a rice krispieheart with marshmallows that were in the shape of a "B". That was just the start of the great weekend I had there.
So I can go more into that or you can just check out Cyn's Blog that will give you more detail on what we did that weekend at You Call This Work...
So back to my busy day of traveling, it all started when I got up at 5 am to make it to the airport by 6:55 am flight. So that wasn't toooo bad I got to the airport in plenty of time. The only thing that sucked was that I was seated next to a big guy and that should never happen, to big guys next to each other on a plane is a bad thing, well at least uncomfortable.
Got back to NY without a hitch paid for the long term parking and got home and went to sleep..... which I need to do again.
Till Next Time,
Brian
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